Kid Finds Mom's Gigantic Dildo, Can't Get Enough of It

Everyone remembers sneaking through their parents closets, under the bed, and through drawers looking for trinkets, machines, and if you were lucky a hint at your birthday gifts. But one kid seems to have hit the jackpot as he found the toy that's fun for young and old alike: his mom's dildo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDp4XefVupo

Jesus that thing is massive. I don't know what kind of party they were having the night before, but I'm guessing it was directed by Darren Aronofsky. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-NaM1zyulmU

And the FTW GIF via Guyism: