New "Lone Ranger" Porn Parody Announced

After the financial and critical failure of The Lone Ranger, I'm sure Disney has been doing lots of Monday morning quarterbacking with one question in mind: should we have worked more peen in vag scenes into this money pit?

Well Johnny Depp hardly had time to remove his Nic Cage bird hat when adult production house ExtremeComixx announced that they're making a porn parody of the Lone Ranger, entitled The Lone Ranger XXX (really guys, not even "The Bone Ranger"?).

But don't get excited that quite a bit Cherokee or maybe Creek Indian Johnny Depp will be reprising his role as Stumbling Gay, because the ExtremeComixx version envisions Tonto as a Filipina woman, played by Adrianna Luna, which seems a bit more apropos than Depp.

From Star Factory PR:

The adult parody, which is inspired by the mainstream Hollywood film and the classic television show, is directed by Jordan Septo. The movie stars Ryan Driller as The Lone Ranger, Adrianna Luna as Tonto, and Anthony Rosano as Butch Cavendish. The Lone Ranger XXX: An Extreme Comixxx Parody is scheduled for a September release.

Also noteworthy is an appearance by former hot-lister turned ardent letting-goer Evan Stone.

If you watch the trailer (which is honestly one of the worst porn trailers I've ever seen; it's a bit self-flattering to think any of the people mentioned in the preface to the trailer would give a shit about this), you'll notice that TLR is a bit of an odd choice for a straight porn parody, since most of the Lone Ranger tales were about gruff men in masks riding alone through the desert until they could find other men with whom they could share their affection for handkerchiefs and wrastling. In fact, as far as I can tell, every female character they introduce in the trailer had to be scripted just so there was almost an even ratio of men to women (6:5).

That said, I am excited that I'll finally have some American Indian based film material that I won't feel quite as racist jacking off to. Watch the SFW trailer below:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bT-aOyjQs4